May 2012
You know you're British when...
Hot weather: Omg it's boiling i'm overheating so much we must have a hosepipe ban what why no i want to use the hose even though ive never wanted to use it before in my life but now its banned i must use it oh god we're all dehydrating oh god its a heatwave we're going to shrivel up and die omg i'm burnt everyones burning oh fuck freckles everywhere its only going to continue we'll never be cold again there's not enough water oh my god it's hotter than fucking hawaii i wish it was cold weather it's so much better than hot weather
Cold weather: Omg it's freezing old people are all going to die oh fuck we've run out of salt the country is a at a standstill there's too much snow I can't get anywhere we're snowed in we're going to die omg there's ice we're all going to fall over and die fuck off rain it's so annoying oh no my hair i hate rain why is it so cold omg there's so much wind it'd be warm if there wasn't any wind fuck i wish it was hot weather it's so much better than cold weather
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[[MORE]]Ok. So it’s been a week since I last cut. I haven’t wanted to cut. I’ve actually been happy for the past few days. Something is going to go wrong soon.
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fuckme-1direction:
baraskank:
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
omg
thewarblercry:
ballpointpensandneedles:
thetruthiswearestillalive:
GAY OR EUROPEAN ?
In Eurovision there is no “Or”
Gay AND European
sherlockian-humour:
Just give the award to Ireland for presenting Sassy Gay Cybermen and everyone can go home.
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I really want to be friends with you but I just think we are too alike to ever work.
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gaykarth:
how is it june next week how are we already on the 6th month of the year wasn’t it just march
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Well things are looking up at the moment. [[MORE]] I feel positive about the I.T exam I did today. I haven’t cut since Sunday and don’t want to. Haven’t argued with my mum yet today. I’m actually happy for once. So all in all I’m in a great mood and it’s not because of a friend.
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On a fucking high after my I.T exam :D so happy with the questions on there because I actually knew the answers (hopefully)
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Klainers
crazyfandebbie:
The end of season 2 The beginning of season 3 The end of season 3
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I have the worst headache EVER right now. This is why I hate I.T and the sun….. :(
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katiebitch1234 asked: Bumhole ;) <3
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